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Minggu, 04 Desember 2011

The driver is a gay


There is a beautiful nun, and a handsome Thugs, in the city bus. Thugs get very horny, cause saw the nurse.
Finally he could not bear and asked the nun : "Will you make love with me?"                
nun replied"No way, I am a nun, lovers of God". 
Finally, the nun got out of the bus .... Thugs who found himself handsome and manly, feeling disappointed!
Bus driver named Mulyadi overheard the conversation. Mulyadi glanced at the thugs who are handsome, and said:
"You want to make love with that nun? pay me $1000, and I'll tell the secret. "
Thugs were paid, and Mulyadi gives his advice:
"The nun has a habit of praying every Tuesday night at the shrine behind the church. You must be dressed in white, and sparkling and then act as if you were "God", and asked her to sleep with you. "
Thugs were agreed and waited until Tuesday night. It is true, that nuns came to pray fervently. After prayer, the Thugs came out and said, "I'll grant all your requests, as long as you want to make love with me?"
The nun replied, "Because I love God, so I'm willing. But for me to remain a virgin, should be done anal-sex. "(Nuns had to be virgin sthroughout their life).
Thugs were agreed and there was sexual intercourse ... ..Handsome thug, might prove himself as a manly man.
Done it all, thugs shouted:
"Ha .. ha ... ha ... I'm not God .... I am Thugs. "
nuns also shouted:
"Ha ... ha ... ha ... I'm also not a nun"
"I am Mulyadi - Bus drive


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