Hell or Heaven

One day, without any specific signs, when Bill Gates was a walk, he had a heart attack. and directly died ........
Bill: "Mmmmm ... where am I ??”
God: "You're not anywhere. And introduce, I am your God. Right now you are dead”.
Bill: "So now I'm dead" (sadly)
God: "that's true, but now I'm confused ...”
Bill: "Why are you confused?"

God: "Yes. confused. I want to put you, into hell or to heaven ... ?? Because I think, you're helping people with release the software. So people can use computers at home".

Bill: "Well actually, what is the difference between hell and heaven ?? ? ?"

God: "Why don't you see yourself ...."
Bill: "Which one first? ? ?"

God: "It's up to you"

Then, first of all, Bill saw to hell ....
Contents of hell: - there is the Sandy Beach
- There is the girls who wear bikinis
- more

After that, Bill went to the sky, to see what is heaven looks like ...
Contents of Heaven: - there are beautiful angel
- The wind is always cool and never rains
- more

Finally, Bill took the decision ...

Bill: "I think, I choose hell, I think it’s better".
God: "Yes, that's okay".

After two weeks, God visited Bill Gates.
Bill is being tortured by the demons of hell (how is it possible?)

God: "Bill, how are you??"
Bill: "Not good ... why the hell not the same content I've ever seen two weeks ago?"
God: "Hmm .. two weeks ago ...  Hell is hell Ver. 3.1 whereas this Hell is Ver. 95" 

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